Intraday Humour

All Intraday players, always your glass will be empty....see the above picture...never ever water flow into your glass....

Best Humour about Traders and Trading without Knowledge...

- The markets may be bad, but i slept like baby, every hour i woke up and cry.


- Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.


- The Safest way to .Double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket

- Broker : The person you trust to help you make decision on your trade..really "Broke" your account and convert everything to his account in the way of commission.

- Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80% of the fellows are Intraday Players.

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Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

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A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!

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Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.
System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant.
Break – a pause you take when you have either 2 profitable or 5 unprofitable deals in a row.
Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position.
Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.
Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early.
Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go.
Confusion - 6 open positions.
Friday – a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week